So Long, So Long, Front Foot Leads the Back One

So Long, So Long, Front Foot Leads the Back One When we last left off, I had narrowly dodged Hurricane Ike to fly down to the Rio Grande Valley. The saga continues McAllen, Texas September 12, 2008 September 17, 2008 I spent a nice weekend in McAllen, eating some great food and hanging out in the Valley. I had cabrito for the first time, which was fantastic. I actually met up with Louann, one of my friends from Michigan, who is down there doing a Teach for America placement at one of the local high schools. Shes starting her second year, and is already teaching AP English classes. We had a great time catching up. My hotel was right next to a Tony Romas (great ribs!) and Logans Roadhouse (tasty bread). Tony Romas had a special where you could get a 3-course dinner appetizer, ribs entree, and dessert for like $15. Mmmmm. Aside from the cabrito, I didnt really get a chance to have some authentic Mexican food (which I know many would yell at me for not doing), but when Im traveling, sometimes Im just so tired that anything more than a 2-minute drive is simply too far. Anyways, after visiting a few schools, we hosted a central meeting on Wednesday, 9/17 at a place called the Echo Hotel. There was a decent-sized crowd of about 120 students, parents, and others at the meeting. There were even a few people who drove all the way down from Laredo (about 3 hours away) to attend. I got to meet 3 really cool ECs, one of whom actually teaches math at the same school that Louann teaches English! What a small world. After the meeting ended around 10pm, some of us went to Chilis (one of the few places in the area that was still open after 10). Laredo, Texas September 18, 2008 6am. The crack of dawn. I sleepily roll out of bed, eyes drooping like Droopy the Dogs cheeks. My legs feel like cement blocks. I slump into the shower, allowing the hot water to wake me up and wash the previous day off me. Feeling refreshed, I get ready, pack everything up, and check out of the hotel. 7am. After gassing up, I start my 3-hour drive up US-83, snaking along the US-Mexico border. One thing that I noticed throughout my time in South Texas (and especially on this drive) is that people generally do not like to exceed the speed limit. In fact, they like to drive 5 miles under the speed limit. I dont know if its a culture thing or if the police are extremely strict or what, but it was VERY different from Michigan or Mass. 10am. I arrive in Laredo, check in to my hotel, and head out to my meetings for the day. I get excited that this hotel actually has FOOD NETWORK (another post on my love for TV to come), but unfortunately Ill only be here for one day. 11:30am. Ive been using a GPS unit this entire time to help me get from place to place, which has (for the most part) been extremely helpful. Its like my new best friend. I even contemplated giving it a name. But in Texas, Ive run into two main problems: 1) The highways here have service roads that run parallel to them. This poses a problem when the unit cant accurately detect whether Im actually on the highway, or the service road next to it. Particularly when Im in the right lane on the highway, and it suddenly tells me to turn left off of the overpass. 2) In fast-growing cities like Laredo, the maps on the unit were severely out of date/inaccurate. In one instance, I was on the highway, and the exit I was supposed to take no longer existed. So I figured, get off at the next exit, and either turn around and go back the other way on the highway, or find my way to my destination. So I take the next exit, and all the while problem #1 is plaguing me because Im in a spaghetti-type junction, so it starts going crazy trying to figure out which road Im actually on. At this point, I actually start yelling at the thing because the voice wont stop screaming directions at me: recalculatingrecalculatingdrive 0.3 miles, then turn ridrive 200 feet, then turnrecalculatingwhen possible, make a u-turnrecalculatingrecalculating I continue on the ramp Im on (as theres basically no other choice), and finally see a sign: BRIDGE TO MEXICO. Oops. Omgomgomg what do I do. I start to pass all the signs about border policies, firearms, etc. and am furiously looking for an exit to turn around. As I approach the tollbooths, I see out of the corner of my eye this tiny sign pointing to a dirt road that says Back to U.S. I merge over 6 lanes, get on the path, and finally make my way back towards my destination. Once I get to my destination (according to my GPS), Im basically in the middle of a field. Literally. There are no buildings around. I drive until I find a church, and manage to get directions from a friendly pastor in the parking lot. I also had a scary encounter where the GPS unit almost guided me the wrong way on a four-lane, one-way highway off-ramp. After that, I made sure to download the latest map update and updated my unit. Due up next: my trip takes me to San Antonio, Austin, Seattle, and New York City. For the solution to the last posts title, you can go here. Personally, I was referring to the Chantal Kreviazuk cover, but there are plenty of great versions of that song. Can you guess where this posts title comes from? (No Googling answers!)